Because it was invented for enterprise/consulting shops, not for product/tech companies. For any real dev daily standups sounds as an idiotic practice. If you

Because it was invented for enterprise/consulting shops, not for product/tech companies. For any real dev daily standups sounds as an idiotic practice. If you're team is so disorganized that they can't collaborate effectively using bazillion of existing tools, and without hand holding/baby sitting of the "Scrum Master", then it's better to fire everyone, and build a new one.