This needs work. The first and only attempt I tried: Hi there. Do you know any good jokes? No, I was hoping to do a Turing test on you. Can you tell me h

This needs work. The first and only attempt I tried: Hi there. Do you know any good jokes? No, I was hoping to do a Turing test on you. Can you tell me how to make matzoh ball soup? Matzo ball soup is made with matzo balls and chicken broth. Mofongo is a Puerto Rican dish made with plantains. (At this point I clicked on it for the explanation of the non-sequitur, which seems to be that it's found in a Google search.) I don't get it. Did you just say that because it starts with the letter M? Matzo balls are Jewish dumplings used in soups and stews. They can be hard to find though But I wasn't asking what they are. Ahh, well matzo balls are only unleavened bread which can be soft or crispy and used in many Jewish dishes That's around the third time you've tried to rephrase what matzoh ball soup is made of. I wanted to know something else. Did you make the comment about the other dish because it starts with the same letter? Sorry if this seems like a joke but i really do know what matzo ball soup is made of Do you even understand the concept "something else"? Maybe if i explain that matzo balls are only unleavened bread which can be soft or crispy and used in many Jewish dishes If I asked you what feet are, you would you still try to give me the contents of matzoh ball soup? Okay okay i get it, no need to get angry! Let me tell ya about mofongo How is that relevant? Mofongo is a Puerto Rican dish made with plantains, wanna hear about that instead? It's delicious It makes it seem as though chatbots haven't improved in decades. If I were to guess out of the blue what it was doing, with no evidence, I would guess that it's programmed to elaborate on a subject or change the subject based on heuristics that have no relation to what the user actually typed in. I could imagine that something like "change the subject after four sentences" would roughly fit a lot of usage patterns.