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> This article presupposes that Proxima Centauri is not, in fact, made of chorizo. I don't think it does. It can both be true that Proxima Centauri is made of
by jstanley 4y ago
> This article presupposes that Proxima Centauri is not, in fact, made of chorizo.
I don't think it does.
It can both be true that Proxima Centauri is made of Chorizo and that the French Scientist tweeted a picture of some Chorizo that was not Proxima Centauri.
- ithkuil 4y agoAlso, it could be made of chorizo but not sliced and facing normal to our line if sight. And where does the light that shines on Proxima Chorisii come from?
- wiz21c 4y agoI think I heard you can have many questions answered if you happen to meet the flying spaghetti monster.
- peteradio 4y ago> And where does the light that shines on Proxima Chorisii come from? Some suppose it is the faint light emitted by alien bacteria as the rotten portions are consumed and replaced by subnuclear paprika condensates.
- hedora 4y agoAhh, but you are forgetting the Spanish Highlander conjecture.
- benj111 4y agoIs that related to the Connery constant?
- karaterobot 4y ago> “According to contemporary cosmology, no object belonging to Spanish charcuterie exists anywhere but on Earth,” he said after apologising for tricking so many people.
- coldtea 4y ago>It can both be true that Proxima Centauri is made of Chorizo and that the French Scientist tweeted a picture of some Chorizo that was not Proxima Centauri. Things get less clear-cut if we consider the "one electron universe" theory... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-electron_universe https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-electron_universe
- sbf501 4y ago> clear-cut booooo....