I also like the short version of the whale one: A whale sitting at the bar says: [long whale noise]. The barman replies: "go home, Frank, you're drunk". A sim

I also like the short version of the whale one: A whale sitting at the bar says: [long whale noise]. The barman replies: "go home, Frank, you're drunk". A similar one is: A monkey eats some soup at a restaurant, and says: [monkey noise]. The waiter replies: "be careful, sir, it's very hot".