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When I was a summer camp counselor, on the first day I would always tell the joke/riddle Two canadians are paddling a canoe across a vast hot walmart parki
by QuadmasterXLII 4y ago
When I was a summer camp counselor, on the first day I would always tell the joke/riddle
Two canadians are paddling a canoe across a vast hot walmart parking lot.
One of them turns to the other and says
"Where's the paddles, Eh?"
His buddy replies
"Eh, sure does."
It's a real slow burner, but invariably after an hour or a day one of the kids would get it and share the answer around and they'd all laugh. Then I would tell
Two seals are sitting in a bathtub full of warm crisco.
One of them turns to the other and says
"Hey, could you pass the soap?"
and the other answers
"What do I look like, a typewriter?"
And, primed to believe that if you think hard enough, QuadmasterXLII jokes really do make sense / have a punchline, they'd entertain themselves the rest of the week hunting for an explanation that doesn't exist.
- taurusnoises 4y agoMy aunt used to the tell the second as: Two elephants are sitting in a tub. The one elephant says to the other, "Pass the soap." The other elephant says, "No soap. Just radio." Get it? And then her and my mom would laugh, and wait for me to do the same. The joke being that anyone not in on it who laughs is faking. The joke is on them. 'Twas my fav joke.
- sethammons 4y agoOk, I need help. I don't get it nor the seals one. Edit: saw a link - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32250203 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32250203
- unwind 4y agoSpoilers for the first one welcome at this point. Thanks. Gaaaah.
- mistersquid 4y ago“Where’s” is a homophone for “wears (down)”. [0] [0] https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/9a7k0p/can_someone_explain_this_joke_about_two_penguins/ https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/9a7k0p/c...