That's similar to a little Johnny joke ... Schoolkids come back from a trip to the farm and the teacher asks them what they saw. Little Johnny says we saw a

That's similar to a little Johnny joke ... Schoolkids come back from a trip to the farm and the teacher asks them what they saw. Little Johnny says we saw a chicken and a horse and a pig and a fucker and a cow and ... Teacher: Johnny! I'm sure the farmer didn't use that language. Johnny: Yeah he called them 'eifers but we knew what he meant.