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A seal walks into a bar, hops on a chair and orders a beer. Bar tender: "A talking seal! I've never seen anything like this. You should go work in a circus!"
by fleddr 4y ago
A seal walks into a bar, hops on a chair and orders a beer.
Bar tender: "A talking seal! I've never seen anything like this. You should go work in a circus!"
Seal: "Why? Does the circus need microservice architects?"
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