After the article and this entire comment section, this mental image that you're drawing here caused me to fully break down. I mean I pinched a nerve in my back

After the article and this entire comment section, this mental image that you're drawing here caused me to fully break down. I mean I pinched a nerve in my back the other day (I feel it every time I breath), so now I'm more or less literally dying here laughing. Thank you! :)