I don't need "corporate, uniform, serious, and boring." I generally just want things to be genuine. With error messages, that should be no-nonsense - when soft

I don't need "corporate, uniform, serious, and boring." I generally just want things to be genuine. With error messages, that should be no-nonsense - when software crashes, I'm not interested in how verbally clever the vendor can be. Remember your cutsey expression of your individuality might be cute the first time your software crashes, but after the 100th crash, doesn't come across quite the same way.