It's very funny. Every chapter has something. From Chapter 48 (about two pages long): And when Harry had offered that hypothesis, Draco had claimed that he cou

It's very funny. Every chapter has something. From Chapter 48 (about two pages long): And when Harry had offered that hypothesis, Draco had claimed that he could remember a story - Harry hoped to Cthulhu that this one story was just a fairy tale, it had that ring to it, but there was a story - about Salazar Slytherin sending a brave young viper on a mission to gather information from other snakes. If any snake a Parselmouth had talked to, could make other snakes self-aware by talking to them, then... Then... Harry didn't even know why his mind was going all "then... then..." when he knew perfectly well how the exponential progression would work, it was just the sheer moral horror of it that was blowing his mind. And what if someone had invented a spell like that to talk to cows? What if there were Poultrymouths?