Heh... JSON was fine, until everything adopted it. Now, I am on concall bridges most of the day, half-listening, trying to get work done, yet constantly being

Heh... JSON was fine, until everything adopted it. Now, I am on concall bridges most of the day, half-listening, trying to get work done, yet constantly being triggered by hearing my name being called... yes... yes, my name is 'Jason', why did you ask?