> If you don't want to learn new things, buy one big server. I just pray it doesn't go down for you You are taking this a bit too literally. The article itself

> If you don't want to learn new things, buy one big server. I just pray it doesn't go down for you You are taking this a bit too literally. The article itself says one server (and backups). So "one" here just means a small number not literally no fallback/backup etc. (obviously... even people you disagree with are usually not morons)