I'm honestly a little disappointed at how smoothly everything works on my Linux machines. It ruins the impression that I'm doing eldritch magic, issuing gnomic

I'm honestly a little disappointed at how smoothly everything works on my Linux machines. It ruins the impression that I'm doing eldritch magic, issuing gnomic commands inherited from the primal hackers, immersing my very self in the unknowable gnostic wisdom of Unix. Maybe I need to run OpenBSD.