That is one hell of a waffle. I don't mind long form journalism, I just wish inexperienced writers would include a couple of paragraphs of summary before they

That is one hell of a waffle. I don't mind long form journalism, I just wish inexperienced writers would include a couple of paragraphs of summary before they head off into the multi-page Grampa Simpson stuff. We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my... TL;DR Someone framed the guy using a body murdered by someone else.