"The apes beat us in leg strength, too, despite our reliance on our legs for locomotion." Oh we rely on our legs for locomotion, do we? Humans 'locomote' abou

"The apes beat us in leg strength, too, despite our reliance on our legs for locomotion." Oh we rely on our legs for locomotion, do we? Humans 'locomote' about as vigorously and often as chimps play Angry Birds whilst shotgunning bags of donettes.