Help wanted: Reach 1111 1's in homepage's source code

I started a blog yesterday at 11:11:11 UTC. It's purpose is to celebrate imagination, ideas and the digit 1. The goal now is, as defined above, to reach 1111 1's in the homepage's source code. If you go to http://1p1e1.tumblr.com/ and do 'View Page Source' and search for 1, you will see that I already have 555 1's. But I need your help. How? By writing a story together. Write a word in the comments here on HN, which I will immediately add to the 'Hacker News story' section in my code. Let's imagine together. There are several rules. Bear with me. 0) The story writing is turn based, so 1 person can write 1 word per turn. 1) 1 = one 2) 1-e = on 3) -o1 = ne 4) A person can write 2 words if one of them is 1: 1 day, no 1, etc. Examples: 1 day = one day some1 = someone negotiate = (-o1)gotiate toner = t1r On Monday I found my mind was gone. = 1-e M(1-e)day I found my mind was g1. If you come up with a new rule define it in the comments like: - rule: 1-e = on When you write a comment define the word(s) you want to add like: - story: t1r So I start with: 1 day … Your turn. 1… 1… 1… Go!