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Florida man breaks into Space Force base to warn of alien-dragon space war

• h2odragon 4y ago
  > Johnson reportedly explained to authorities "he was told by the president" to warn "the government there was US aliens fighting with Chinese dragons." US aliens? Native grown or naturalized?
  • krapp 4y ago
    Native grown in hydroponic tanks under Area 51.
• Bubble_Pop_22 4y ago
  I'll root for the dragon in this case, at least according to various myths we managed to defeat them many times in the past. Squaring with aliens would be a first, they are a curveball
• thinkingemote 4y ago
  "Attempts"
• NoMAD76 4y ago
  After a very "ugly working day" on my end, this story managed to make me ROTFLOL and enjoy living on Planet Earth :)