Hey, can I request to be held in "friendly contempt" if they ever show up with a warrant to search my house or phone or laptop? At the airport, can I skip havin

Hey, can I request to be held in "friendly contempt" if they ever show up with a warrant to search my house or phone or laptop? At the airport, can I skip having my bag searched yet still fly and suffer no real consequences because "friendly contempt?" What a fucking awesome new legal principle invention that I am sure everyone will get to enjoy equally!