Not to be crass or flip, but none of those things you listed are funny. It would take a superhuman comedic genius to make a successful set out of those topics.

Not to be crass or flip, but none of those things you listed are funny. It would take a superhuman comedic genius to make a successful set out of those topics. (edit to add: ...or John Oliver. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )