I put it in a bank safety deposit box and hand over the key to my mom who heads out of town every week for work. When she gets back on the weekends I get it out

I put it in a bank safety deposit box and hand over the key to my mom who heads out of town every week for work. When she gets back on the weekends I get it out and check messages. Quite a few iterations happened to get to this point. Initially I used to just give it to her, but she would read all my notifications. Couldn't help it I guess. Next we used to leave it in her cupboard but that just made me learn how to break locks. So here we are.