Not the OP, but the alternative requires that either: - "Me fail English." is considered to be a well formed construction, or that... - ...adding a conjunctio

Not the OP, but the alternative requires that either: - "Me fail English." is considered to be a well formed construction, or that... - ...adding a conjunction is important in determining whether "I" or "Me" is should be used. It's just not the case that either of those are true in standard English. While, in theory, you can have any rule you want within some sub-dialect, that would be a very strange rule indeed.