I once joked (as an April fools joke) about writing an HTTP server as a stored procedure on PostgreSQL (that would mean patching PostgreSQL to run as root since

I once joked (as an April fools joke) about writing an HTTP server as a stored procedure on PostgreSQL (that would mean patching PostgreSQL to run as root since only root can listen on port 80). You can read the email at http://ledger-smb.1045705.n5.nabble.com/Announcing-the-Development-of-LSMB-RDE-td2242754.html http://ledger-smb.1045705.n5.nabble.com/Announcing-the-Devel... Unfortunately people thought I was serious and I still get questions about it. Reading this thread I am starting to understand why....