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I remember sitting at work in 2004 laughing at the original Onion gag: https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036 https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-bla... Laughed again a few years later when 5 blades became real. These days I use a good quality twin blade, no need for 5 blades.