Simply reframe the question so that it's more accurate to what would actually happen in a civil war: "Who wants to enlist as an E-1 and lug jerry cans around fo

Simply reframe the question so that it's more accurate to what would actually happen in a civil war: "Who wants to enlist as an E-1 and lug jerry cans around for 14 hours a day only to die from a drone strike in the middle of the night?"