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I'd love to see an EXPLAIN on that. ;)

• ironchef 15y ago
  * 1. row * id: 1 select_type: SIMPLE table: lots_of_em type: not_good possible_keys: none key: none key_len: n/a ref: NULL rows: googol filtered: 0 Extra: You're screwed, Do not pass go.
  • stevejalim 15y ago
    This is an old link, but you just reminded me of: http://howfuckedismydatabase.com http://howfuckedismydatabase.com
    • mweibel 15y ago
      hahaha great :D
    • MattBearman 15y ago
      That's awesome, especially this - http://browsertoolkit.com/fault-tolerance.png http://browsertoolkit.com/fault-tolerance.png