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You can tell what kind of Jew someone is by how they pronounce Adonai. Orthodox say "Ah-Doh-Nye", Conservatives say "Ah-Doh-No", and if they're Reform they say
by HideousKojima 4y ago
You can tell what kind of Jew someone is by how they pronounce Adonai. Orthodox say "Ah-Doh-Nye", Conservatives say "Ah-Doh-No", and if they're Reform they say "Eye-Dee-Nye".
- mbg721 4y agoThe Catholic equivalent of this joke is that a Dominican, a Franciscan, and a Jesuit are told that a Mercedes has been donated to them on the condition that they say a Novena for the good will of Vatican II. The Dominican says "What's Vatican II?" The Franciscan says "What's a Mercedes?" And the Jesuit says "What's a Novena?"