Golly gee gosh, I'll just buy four fewer iPhones every month and use the savings to pay my rent! I'll just buy 200 fewer iPhones and put my kid through college!

Golly gee gosh, I'll just buy four fewer iPhones every month and use the savings to pay my rent! I'll just buy 200 fewer iPhones and put my kid through college! Why didn't I think of that sooner?