The first thing I did was look at their long page to see if I'm still on there. I'm not. I suppose it's a good and a bad thing that my once-legendary trolls ha

The first thing I did was look at their long page to see if I'm still on there. I'm not. I suppose it's a good and a bad thing that my once-legendary trolls have been forgotten, but back before many of y'all were born, I was a god of trolling. The whole internet quivered when I swung my hammer. Now I'm a boring normie: married, medicated, with two cats.