"You only have to go this way over there, over there where the shop of the old... what was his name?... you know, i can guarantee you he makes the best chillie.

"You only have to go this way over there, over there where the shop of the old... what was his name?... you know, i can guarantee you he makes the best chillie... ah, where was i? Yeah, now, go this way..." (etc, etc) This is a fairly accurate description of a "guide" i got from a nice guy after asking him where my hotel may be... and now imagine the software that must be involved to decode THIS...