Meanwhile, as a Ryzen user, half of my virtual machines won't work and crash, USB is flakier than a biscuit in the Sahara, and my OEM refuses to release AGESA u

Meanwhile, as a Ryzen user, half of my virtual machines won't work and crash, USB is flakier than a biscuit in the Sahara, and my OEM refuses to release AGESA updates and I can't update the AGESA myself to fix literally dozens of problems on Ryzen. "Just!" buying new hardware isn't a solution.