Is there a "you're both wrong and I hope you live far away from me" option? One should travel about the same speed as all the other traffic and one should not

Is there a "you're both wrong and I hope you live far away from me" option? One should travel about the same speed as all the other traffic and one should not record people without their express consent regardless of the law. The behavior both you and the person you replying to are advocating for are just examples of being a jerk within the letter of the law.