I can't tell if you're joking or not! :-o What language/framework is this in? Edit: I now understand this to be a joke. But.., given the craziness that I've s

I can't tell if you're joking or not! :-o What language/framework is this in? Edit: I now understand this to be a joke. But.., given the craziness that I've seen in the past, this doesn't seem out of the realm of plausibility!