Please do not ever bring random produce into a restaurant and ask them to make a meal with it. It's also a really weird flex to do the most bland, generic, 'sa

Please do not ever bring random produce into a restaurant and ask them to make a meal with it. It's also a really weird flex to do the most bland, generic, 'safe' form of tourism and brag about how you're such a food connoisseur that you smuggle in your own onions. You're eating at a glorified, floating McDonalds.