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When I was a kid, it was more "Find a sturdy wall, ideally below ground, to sit against. Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye." Hopefully
by jleyank 4y ago
When I was a kid, it was more "Find a sturdy wall, ideally below ground, to sit against. Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye."
Hopefully, now, they're smaller and farther away. Ideally, they're farther away in time also.
- pdkl95 4y agoSun Ra, "Nuclear War" It's a motherfucker don't you know If they push that button Your ass got to go What you gonna do Without your ass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsPrINajncU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsPrINajncU
- JetAlone 4y agoYou know what? I'd give the whole superheroism gig a try. Keep an eye on the comic book store shelves for "The Phantom Clenching Adventures of ASS-LESS CHAP!!". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_xg9w98bd4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_xg9w98bd4
- ch4s3 4y agoDepending on the size of the bomb, and your distance you might actually be fine. If you survive the initial blast, shower, change clothes, and leave the area quickly you may not have any noteworthy issues at all. Or you could see the blast, and get cooked at a cellular level and die horribly a few days later. They were right that dirt and concrete do wonders to stop gamma rays.