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Don't you just get out of the car and walk up the stairs and tell the pilot you are ready to go? Protip: have your staff book a car for your luggage, saves hav
by shapefrog 4y ago
Don't you just get out of the car and walk up the stairs and tell the pilot you are ready to go?
Protip: have your staff book a car for your luggage, saves having to wait for someone to unload your luggage from the plane, you can just get into the waiting car on the tarmac and go.
Super protip: have your luggage shipped ahead and unpacked in advance of your arrival.
- HWR_14 4y ago"Luggage" sounds like you bring preowned (by you, but that's barely better) things on your trip. You're already having new bedding delivered to your chateau, just have your stylist have some new tailored clothes and accessories hung in your closet when you get there. Plus that way if there's something small (like one of the watches) you particularly like, you have a souvenir you can take home as opposed to leaving for housekeeping.
- shapefrog 4y agoI prefer to have everything shipped back to the home office for secure destruction, nobody really would have much use for a once used bedding, or silver ware except something to sell for heroin or some other perversion. Better to spare the staff the temptation of such sins. Very occasionally I like to blend in and perhaps get a second use out of a Patek, the leather strap really show up the wear much more, making it an even bolder statement.
- HWR_14 4y agoI am shocked, shocked to think that housekeeping might be stealing some of the items as opposed to destroying them. Next you'll tell me they take my half-empty bottles of Moet (the bubbles leave too quickly to get a refill out of an opened bottle) and drink it.
- prvit 4y agoAre you drinking Moet? That stuff is only good for the staff to clean the toilets with.