I skimmed, sue me :) It being available means people will do it, and I want nothing to do with that. My team is unfortunately responsible for maintaining a le

I skimmed, sue me :) It being available means people will do it, and I want nothing to do with that. My team is unfortunately responsible for maintaining a legacy monstrosity of an app that uses thousand line stored procs. You’re kinda advocating for that as ‘right’. I’ll take a ‘fad’ database missing the ‘proper tooling’ to let people do such things any day.