I want to thank you for saying you don't like SQL. Now in your future, please tell it to everyone involved where you work so that you won't work on it and they'

I want to thank you for saying you don't like SQL. Now in your future, please tell it to everyone involved where you work so that you won't work on it and they'll find someone else to do the SQL. I've worked at place where people hated SQL and where hiding it. Instead of crafting nice and performing SQL, they wrote "select * from table" and then did foreach loops in the code to filter the results they wanted.