Look, guy. Okay? Listen up here. > But which one of these motherfuckers is the best color? > Together, we've voted on 0.27834177017211914% of all colors. > (

Look, guy. Okay? Listen up here. > But which one of these motherfuckers is the best color? > Together, we've voted on 0.27834177017211914% of all colors. > (Don't worry, we'll get there.) Good news is, you are completely right and the author agrees. It is a joke. Which brings us to the bad news — but it's a monday which is hard enough so I'll let it slide.