My dear brother of Climate, I am so glad you have you accepted Climate into your heart and have been born-again through your commitment to dedicate your life to

My dear brother of Climate, I am so glad you have you accepted Climate into your heart and have been born-again through your commitment to dedicate your life to leaving a lighter footprint. Continue to seek forgiveness for your sins against Climate, dear believer. One day we shall rejoice in the carbon-free heavens of Climate. Praise be to Climate, for it provides for all. Amen. /s