That does sound ideal all right. Another feature of that pub I remember was a setup where patrons could dress up in Velcro vests, then jump onto a big trampoli

That does sound ideal all right. Another feature of that pub I remember was a setup where patrons could dress up in Velcro vests, then jump onto a big trampoline and hurl themselves up as high as possible onto a Velcro wall where they stuck like flies. Fun times, if not Orwellian.