You are trying to make a strawman by phrasing it as an exaggerated risk. You can instead go check the probabilities or read scientific documentation and you'll

You are trying to make a strawman by phrasing it as an exaggerated risk. You can instead go check the probabilities or read scientific documentation and you'll find that both fluid intake at very high temperature and meat consumption have been reported as significant carcinogenics in many papers on publications with high impact factors. You can search on Scholar or ask your GP. No need to be dishonest on HN.