Perhaps you're thinking of Mark V Shaney's posts on the usenet group alt.singles It was written by Rob Pike and Bruce Ellis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar

Perhaps you're thinking of Mark V Shaney's posts on the usenet group alt.singles It was written by Rob Pike and Bruce Ellis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_V._Shaney https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_V._Shaney