1) Join a Catholic Church. 2) Go to church every Sunday (alone). 3) Dress tastefully but attractively/femininely 4) Go to all of the social events. 5) Mean

1) Join a Catholic Church. 2) Go to church every Sunday (alone). 3) Dress tastefully but attractively/femininely 4) Go to all of the social events. 5) Mean it. (And I do mean Catholic specifically)