Security theater has two acts. The protagonist makes something poorly in act one. Act two concludes with a loud Greek chorus…yet the whole thing is inconclusi

Security theater has two acts. The protagonist makes something poorly in act one. Act two concludes with a loud Greek chorus…yet the whole thing is inconclusive as the problem is never solved. Maybe because between faang salaries, the plush lives in the academy and the patriotic satisfaction of state organs the field is left to the world’s mccaffees…and I don’t mean the McDonald’s coffee. I mean despite the lock picking lawyer, padlocks mostly work.