I know your comment is light-hearted, and you're probably aware of the below, but nevertheless.... Presumably you use the good forks more often than the weird

I know your comment is light-hearted, and you're probably aware of the below, but nevertheless.... Presumably you use the good forks more often than the weird old forks? So each good fork's exposure to 'times when it might be lost' - being used for dinner, cooking, etc. is greater (perhaps once every two to three days) than a weird fork which you may only use once a month or less (when other forks are exhausted, or you need a tiny shrimp fork!)