> OUR CLIENTS ARE PART OF A SELECT GROUP OF PEOPLE WHERE EQUALS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. THEIR LIVES MAY BE LIMITLESS, BUT THE NUMBER OF SUITABLE PARTNERS THEY

> OUR CLIENTS ARE PART OF A SELECT GROUP OF PEOPLE WHERE EQUALS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. THEIR LIVES MAY BE LIMITLESS, BUT THE NUMBER OF SUITABLE PARTNERS THEY MEET MOST CERTAINLY ISN’T even The Onion couldn’t do parody that well