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Out of morbid curiosity…what is the alternative to letting people wander around? —edit— And the doorknob thing, just balance an aluminum can on it so it makes

Out of morbid curiosity…what is the alternative to letting people wander around? —edit— And the doorknob thing, just balance an aluminum can on it so it makes a terrible racket if someone messes with the knob. Wakes you up, they’ll hear it and having a shotgun handy will make them seriously reconsider their life choices if it comes to that.

dontbenebby 4y ago
> Out of morbid curiosity…what is the alternative to letting people wander around? Citing them for disorderly conduct, ticketing them if they blow a stop sign or something, or otherwise making them feel unwelcome if someone reports they're literally wandering around trying doorknobs under the pretense they're selling something