I've had a lot of fun doing this with the "did you have an accident that wasn't your fault?" spam callers. I always try to come up with a plausible accident th

I've had a lot of fun doing this with the "did you have an accident that wasn't your fault?" spam callers. I always try to come up with a plausible accident that slowly descends into something, well, not so plausible. My recent favourite has been admitting that I'd had an accident because my dog was driving my car at the time (he was begging me to, and I didn't want him growling all the way home, and he'd been such a good boy the whole trip so he deserved it). Another is where I talk about an accident and a neck injury I'd received, until finally explaining that I'd been decapitated in the accident, and that it was causing problems with work, and how excited I was to finally get some compensation.