Yeah. I'm also gonna call BS on the "tanning salon" thing. If all it took was copious amounts of UV to f you up that bad every white man outdoor laborer in th

Yeah. I'm also gonna call BS on the "tanning salon" thing. If all it took was copious amounts of UV to f you up that bad every white man outdoor laborer in the south would look like Keith Richards by age 30. I'm sure it didn't help but if your body looks like it has X years of wear and tear on it it's because you've put X years of wear and tear on it. A dedicated individual is more than capable of doing in one year what a normal person does in 2-3. Back when I was flipping shitbox cars, like $500 shit I'd bought off the kind of people who drive those cars, finding personal paperwork that included the prior owners DOB amongst the trash and thinking to myself "no fuggin way dis bitch dat young" happened like once per five cars. And then you'd take stock of the needles, smokes, etc, etc, and it would all make sense.