I had one of these exchanges recently which I had some fun with, because it was so weird, and they made a point to use a photo of a beautiful woman: Lady: Doct

I had one of these exchanges recently which I had some fun with, because it was so weird, and they made a point to use a photo of a beautiful woman: Lady: Doctor Lucy? My puppy is very slow and does not eat dog food, can you make an appointment for me? Me: Unfortunately I do not treat puppies. Only adult dogs, adolescent foxes, and elderly coyotes. Lady: Sorry, I added the wrong person, I just checked the number and I saved the wrong number for Dr. Lucy. I left it at that. I wonder if I should try and bait the scammer. I do love messing with scammers. After the last message I was thinking maybe it was legitimately a wrong number.